Starchy

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Starchy

Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.

Cory is a starchy ass bitch.

by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

Starchy

Posessing the personality of a potato, refers to a boring person/ being boring.

Every time we go out with her Jessica makes us go home so she can study, she's so starchy.
Ugh, Daniel just stays at home watching reruns of " the first 48," so starchy

by Squidoodily June 1, 2016

starchy

very small, tiny organ or a way to refer to something as little.

that nigga got a starch dick! or damn that car is starchy

by nubb boy April 3, 2009

Starchy

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley

"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

Starchy

A term for someone who like to run around naked in front of his/her friends

Starchy threatened me with his butthole because I was under the bed

by Wickdj September 23, 2020

Starchy

The state of being extremely plain and boring but somehow still getting on people’s nerves - a lethal dose of NPC.

Lauren: Buys Mr Winston at every drop

Chloe: What a starchy motherfucker

Lauren: Says something funny
Chloe: Repeats it 10x louder but timing is off and no one laughs
Lauren: Shut up Chloe your so starchy

by Cleo Palm June 28, 2024