stankrupt

A portmanteau of "stank" and bankrupt, intended for both genders, to describe a large deficit of sex with a (consenting) female.

Virgin loser masturbation sex

John is such a loser he stayed stankrupt all through college.

by Darthcreampuff November 10, 2015

StankButt

When a person accidentally poops while mooning someone, and the smell of their own feces causes them to make the stank face.

Cheryl had diarrhea, but had the sudden urge to moon Josh. While mooning Josh, Cheryl started to release her feces, and the smell caused her to express the stank face. And Josh experienced the full effects of the StankButt.

by PRUSUS June 30, 2014

Tankrupt

Out of gas.

Shit.
What?
We're tankrupt.
Shit. How far to the nearest gas station?

by @Bugyack February 19, 2010

stankusting

Someone who is stanky and also disgusting

omg this guy is so stankusting!!!!!!!111111!!@!@1

by mark mcdonald November 4, 2006

spankruptcy

A person may declare spankruptcy when they have been spanked so many times that their butt is sore, and they cannot withstand any more spanking. The person who declared spankruptcy will be eligible to sit on a soft cushion seat rather than a hard seat until the sore area has healed, at which point they will receive more spankings. Also, spankings will not accrue interest during this period of time.

I wanted to keep spanking her, but she declared spankruptcy. Damn, now I have to bail her ass out.

by sreebecca August 13, 2011

sankruti

She is an amazing indian girl. Her name is absolutely unique although it is often mispronounced. She’s extremely funny and def has depression. She’s intelligent and also an extreme procrastinator. Her looks are easily 10000/10. She’s probably really short. She’s also hot and boobylicious

Wow, I wish I could be a Sankruti.

by KRAMPUS 101 April 23, 2020

Spankrupt

1. Someone who has insufficient assets to cover their sexual urges

2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.

1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!

2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"

by chordstricken January 15, 2009