Spankrupt

1. Someone who has insufficient assets to cover their sexual urges

2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.

1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!

2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"

by chordstricken January 15, 2009

Spankrupt

The lack of imaginary partners to focus and fanatize about during masturbation.

If I dont get laid soon, I'll go spankrupt!

I need to get out, I'm in danger of going into spankruptcy!

That's nasty Bro! The though of having sex with her has left me spankrupt!

I've been hand firing it so much I'm going spankrupt!

by Tugjake October 28, 2010

spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.

1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?

by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

spankruptcy

A person may declare spankruptcy when they have been spanked so many times that their butt is sore, and they cannot withstand any more spanking. The person who declared spankruptcy will be eligible to sit on a soft cushion seat rather than a hard seat until the sore area has healed, at which point they will receive more spankings. Also, spankings will not accrue interest during this period of time.

I wanted to keep spanking her, but she declared spankruptcy. Damn, now I have to bail her ass out.

by sreebecca August 13, 2011

sankruti

She is an amazing indian girl. Her name is absolutely unique although it is often mispronounced. She’s extremely funny and def has depression. She’s intelligent and also an extreme procrastinator. Her looks are easily 10000/10. She’s probably really short. She’s also hot and boobylicious

Wow, I wish I could be a Sankruti.

by KRAMPUS 101 April 23, 2020

Skankrupt

To owe so much sex that you're... "in the hole"

Your mom is so deep in skankruptcy with me I think she may have to take out a whoredgage.

by Shitlord July 20, 2010

spankutorium

Any yellow-painted building on the outskirts of town frequented by furtive men in raincoats and for the purpose of mastrubation in any one of dozens of small booths gathered into the same large yellow building.

"Leo went to the spankutorium to relieve stress caused by his marriage, his job and the fact that it felt great".

by Humpinate March 13, 2008