Darthcreampuff's definitions

DABS

Stands for 'dumb ass bitch syndrome'. A more severe case of the DBS (dumb bitch syndrome). Nearly every woman catches a case of this about the time puberty sets in.

Guy friend: "Man, I can't believe you and Elisa weren't right for each other"
Guy: "Yeah, turns out she had an extreme case of the DABS and was refusing treatment"

by Darthcreampuff February 16, 2020

stankrupt

A portmanteau of "stank" and bankrupt, intended for both genders, to describe a large deficit of sex with a (consenting) female.

Virgin loser masturbation sex

John is such a loser he stayed stankrupt all through college.

by Darthcreampuff November 10, 2015