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Definitions by @Bugyack

alphajeromebettical order 

Alphabetical order whilst recognizing NFL legend, Jerome Bettis - aka "The Bus."
Watching Sunday Night Football....

Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
alphajeromebettical order by @Bugyack September 25, 2022

son of a glitch 

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
son of a glitch by @Bugyack September 21, 2017

takeover artist 

An artist/musician/band on music streaming services played again and again and again, especially after giving any one of their tunes a thumb's up.
Don't thumb's up that Cat Stevens track on my Talking Heads station, Brittany -- Stevens is a total takeover artist like The Beatles or Michael Jackson!
takeover artist by @Bugyack April 25, 2015

Cilantro 

"Cheers" and/or "Health", for those who cannot pronounce the Gaelic, "Sláinte".
Luke: It's your big day, it's right time for a nip and toast before you head up there.
Johnny: Fine. Pour 'em.
Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.

(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
Cilantro by @Bugyack November 14, 2013

joined at the hip-hop 

Inseparable friends due to mutual affinity for hip-hop.
Son to ma: "Bobby gave me this gold record with samples from De La Soul and we just poured over his hip-hop vinyls like all day."
Ma to son: "Sounds like you and this Bobby are joined at the hip-hop."
joined at the hip-hop by @Bugyack October 21, 2013

lickety-spliff 

Rolling a joint at great speed.
Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
lickety-spliff by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

Tankrupt 

Shit.
What?
We're tankrupt.
Shit. How far to the nearest gas station?
Tankrupt by @Bugyack February 19, 2010