3 definitions by chordstricken

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The careful art or act of being a dick.
Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.
by chordstricken November 12, 2007
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1. Someone who has insufficient assets to cover their sexual urges

2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.
1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!

2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"
by chordstricken January 15, 2009
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The act of expressing one's pwnage through the use of an air guitar.
I totally gave Austin the Silent Pwn after dominating him in LightBikes.
by chordstricken May 11, 2007
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