Saffage 

An extended version of Saf (Sweet as fuck), to be used on it's own.

Will: "It's going to be a Saf film"
Jamie: "Saffage"

Saffage by JezzaC July 1, 2011

Spaffage 

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

Spaffage by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

siffage 

A shortened version of "as if" is "sif".

"siffage" is a further extention of sif used by more hardcore 1337 people.

Commonly found in online gaming circles.

lamer: j00 amz nuubeh..
you: siffage!! i amz 31337 pwnr

siffage by 1337ness October 21, 2004

safage 

An adjective used when something is both cruel but also funny. A hybrid of 'safe' and 'savage'

' hahaha that was so Safage fam'

safage by zenger August 22, 2016

safeage 

a greeting, derivative of safe, means that not only are two two people (the greeter and the greeted) safe, but also the general ambience at the time is safe also.

wats up buddy, safeage

safeage by Mccogs July 2, 2005

Simon Saffayeh 

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.

Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.

Simon Saffayeh by bot123.2 March 16, 2022

Spaffage 

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

Spaffage by Martian Daws November 5, 2005