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Spaffage 

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.
Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.
Spaffage by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spaffage 

To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.
The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.
spaffage by Jingles July 17, 2004
(See Spafe) a way of saying thanks and safe or spafe you after being helped in a needy situation

Person a: yo blad set me one of them mandem cookies, im bare hungry
Person b: sure
Person a: Spafage, i love you!
Spafage by >MaReK< May 1, 2007
An extended version of Saf (Sweet as fuck), to be used on it's own.
Will: "It's going to be a Saf film"
Jamie: "Saffage"
Saffage by JezzaC July 1, 2011

staffage 

unnecessary filler or decoration to beautify or obscure something, e.g. within the entertainment industry or politics
The politician's deeds were nothing more than mere staffage to appease the voters
staffage by elek31 December 19, 2023

Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.
A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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