A shortened version of "as if" is "sif".

"siffage" is a further extention of sif used by more hardcore 1337 people.

Commonly found in online gaming circles.

lamer: j00 amz nuubeh..
you: siffage!! i amz 31337 pwnr

siffage by 1337ness October 21, 2004

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Stuffage

Better way of saying "Stuff."

That website has a lot of cool Stuffage on it.

Stuffage by Artey Avarathar VI September 19, 2003

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stuffage

A large quantity of assorted, well, stuff. Nice way of saying "That's a lot of s***".

(Looking in your buddy's garage that his wife is making him clean out.) "Boy that's a lot of stuffage to move...."

stuffage by ruralradio December 31, 2008

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stuffageness

An overly elongated version ofr the word "stuff," used commonly for BSing homework of teachers that don't read it.

This is some lame stuffageness you've made us write...

stuffageness by Dae April 11, 2003

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Stuffages

Noun:Origin: redneck Pronunciation: just like it's spelled: definition: Things or items that one owns.

Me and my buddy got to move all his stuffages out of his house cuz his wife kicked them out.

Stuffages by Captain Obvious RP February 9, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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