a state of complete and utter coolness. Reaching a level of zen far above anything seen before. Often used as an expression in response to a statement made by a peer, replacing such words as "cool" or "sweet." Having skuffage is far above being cool or sweet.
When a lady or gentleman leaves mark in their undergarments after an act of anal loving. Scuffage is the mixture of semen and poop charmingly left behind as a sticky reminder. Often squeezes out following movement, some hours after the event
Mate, I wish I'd changed my pants after going to Bob's last night...I've got some serious scuffage drying there!
I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.