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St. Cloud 

This is a city in which nobody would voluntarily return. It is a soul crushing miasma of crappiness. Imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. This would be the perfect way to describe St. Cloud, MN.
Son: "Dad, why is that man standing by the Dairy Queen dressed as a pimped-up version of Superman?"

Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"
St. Cloud by WhiteCloudCitizen April 28, 2012
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st. cloud 

A town in central Minnesota that is refered to as THE STC. The town is located around the Mississippi River which offers a countless number of water activities. THE STC has everything a person could want in a town. Low crime rates, great education system and a thriving economy make St. Cloud a great place to live.
Nothing else compares to St. Cloud...
st. cloud by hjfdsds September 4, 2006

St. Cloud Supersoaker 

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

st. cloud middle school 

St. Cloud Middle School is one of the best schools in the state of Florida. There’s many opportunities for the children and the teachers and staff are very nice.
Where do you go to school?
Oh we go to St. Cloud Middle School
Oh cool, same!

St. Cloud High School 

St. Cloud High School is a high school in St. Cloud, Florida that a really cool person named Leila goes to.
Person: Is the football game at St. Cloud High School tonight?

Other person: Yes. And did you know Leila goes there?

St.Cloud Shittiest

A Facebook group full of grown adults bashing and bullying each other for various reason. Doesn’t matter if you save a kitten, record a fight, flip a car, donate money, wear a Speedo, or wear a Superman cape. They will find a reason to disagree with your post and bash/bully you personally. Most of them are addicts/methheads themselves, sadly but choose to bash addicts and homeless of the surrounding area. Also a very racist/prejudice bunch. Seeing the names and professions of the group members, is horribly sad. Doctors, nurses, police officers, mental health providers, and homeless outreach members. These are members of the community you see every day when you leave your home. Talking about those you treat, those that keep you employed, those you are supposed to be helping.

To the spoon sniffers, glass blowers, and racists… if “Only god can judge you”, why do you do what you do? Say what you say?

If you don’t believe in that.. You all have family members, kids, people in your life that are effected by addictions, homelessness, and mental illness.. or might one day. Sad to see a community hurt each other like this for “fun.” It is not the people of this community you photograph that are shitty, it is those in this group that are…
Person 1: “They have their phone out recording someone dying!?”
Person 2: “They must be a member of “St.Cloud Shittiest”

Person 1: “There’s that Superman and speedo guy again”
Person 2: “oh yeah they are the leaders of that St.Cloud Shittiest group”
St.Cloud Shittiest by GetHit June 9, 2021

Brad St. Cloud

1) A person who plays catch with a baseball in the forest with his dead brother.

2) A total douchebag
3) A squinty eyed fuck who talks to dead people.
1) Hey Joe, who you talking to? You Brad St. Cloud fuck.
2) Your such a Brad St. Cloud
3) Hey Brad St. Cloud, you talking to the dead again.
Brad St. Cloud by bahaha123 September 8, 2010
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