haimo's definitions

squirtastic

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

by haimo February 12, 2008

cunt cave

The dark dwelling located in the nether regions of most women. Damp and dark, this cave can sometimes be home to many micro-organisms...even crabs!

I was bangin' this bitches cunt cave and she fuckin' quiefed all over my dong!

by haimo February 12, 2008

city chimp

Slang term pertaining to members of the black community.

Damn city chimp draggin his knuckles all over the white mans' sidewalks!

by haimo February 12, 2008