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squadgasm
squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017
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soundgasm
n: The shudders, wide-eyed look, frantic little astounded noises, and eventual amazed torpor that accompanies the listening to an amazing song, usually ending in the person having a glassy-eyed look and acting in the exhausted, drained manner of someone who just had a huge orgasm.
v: To exhibit the behaviors or characteristics that define the act of having a soundgasm.
v: To exhibit the behaviors or characteristics that define the act of having a soundgasm.
squirtgasm
squirtgasm by LepaZena October 8, 2017
squidram
A)At a dance, a Humptrain/grindeline involving 5 or more people (the largest on record is 23).
B)In conversation, a threat, usually involving violent fornication, but specifically defined as to have such rough anal sex that the dominant's penis becomes shreaded, much like the tentacles of a squid. It is unknown what effect this has on the anus of the reciever, though it must hurt like hell.
B)In conversation, a threat, usually involving violent fornication, but specifically defined as to have such rough anal sex that the dominant's penis becomes shreaded, much like the tentacles of a squid. It is unknown what effect this has on the anus of the reciever, though it must hurt like hell.
A)"They had 15 people in a squidram at the dance last night!"
B)"Ben said he'd squidram Jake if he didn't help out."
B)"Ben said he'd squidram Jake if he didn't help out."
squidram by Ben, Andy, and Justin December 25, 2007
soundgasm
1.) When a music trank is so good, it gives the listener an empowered feeling.
2.) When hearing something gives the listener an orgasm.
2.) When hearing something gives the listener an orgasm.
Mitsuda's "Proto Merkabah" gives me a soundgasm. So does Emily Bindiger's voice.
Elly had a soundgasm every time she heard a cat meow.
Elly had a soundgasm every time she heard a cat meow.
soundgasm by Holy Dragon Sword May 8, 2004
Squigamotis
A celebratory dance where the celebrant shields his eyes with the back on one hand, flutters the fingers outward on the other hand, hops on one foot, all while shaking an outstretched leg side-to-side, as if hinged loosely at the knee.
If used while gloating, the dance will be accompanied by the phrase, "Squiggy on you chee!"
If used while gloating, the dance will be accompanied by the phrase, "Squiggy on you chee!"
What did I miss?" "Doug just dunked on the 8-foot hoop up at Alton Park and gave Bobby a Squigamotis." "Nice, are yinz done playing H-O-R-S-E? Do you want to play a game of 21 loose booty?
Squigamotis by Frank Vinaccelli September 30, 2011
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