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squirtastic 

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt
Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!
squirtastic by haimo February 12, 2008
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squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics
squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.
Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

Squirtatious 

a. To squirt continuously and frequently.

b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm

c. To motivate, by means of squirting

d. Great corporate quality
So squirtatious, she's full of herself. Literally.
Squirtatious by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009

Squirtistics 

The distance of how far a woman can squirt
Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.
Squirtistics by Racenerd May 17, 2021

Squirtistics 

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt
Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!

squishtastic 

Something that is fantastically squishy, that you cannot bear to not touch, and not squeeze
Sevag is a squishtastic 2 and a half year old, he is so pretty
squishtastic by nabeeg May 11, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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