squirtastic

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

by haimo February 12, 2008

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squirtistics

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

Squirtatious

a. To squirt continuously and frequently.

b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm

c. To motivate, by means of squirting

d. Great corporate quality

So squirtatious, she's full of herself. Literally.

by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009

Squirtistics

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

by Racenerd May 17, 2021

Squirtistics

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt

Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!

by Plinplinplon\[T]/ June 12, 2021

squishtastic

Something that is fantastically squishy, that you cannot bear to not touch, and not squeeze

Sevag is a squishtastic 2 and a half year old, he is so pretty

by nabeeg May 11, 2010