Squirttism 

An Autistic Person who likes shoving Large Objects up their asshole For Fun (umbrellas,soap bottles, pinecones and traffic cones occasionally

The retarded shitheaded faggot has Squirttism!

Squirttism by Wertwert3612 July 31, 2024

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

squirtgasm 

An orgasm causing you to squirt.

I had the ultimate squirtgasm last night I think I hit the wall!

squirtgasm by LepaZena October 8, 2017

Squirtistics 

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

Squirtistics by Racenerd May 17, 2021

Squirtis 

Someone who constantly feels very squirty

He's so squirtis today

Squirtis by Hoseph hughs May 1, 2014

Squirtish 

Orgasmic but more elite. When something causes a euphoric feeling which can only be described as squirtish. May cause one to squirt.

Good lord that caviar makes me squirtish.

Squirtish by Squirtal January 27, 2020