squirtashis 

When you don’t know what to say you just say squirtashis to break the ice

Awkward silence on ft

Kylie: squirtashis

Kendall: we should go swimming together

squirtashis by Tihw June 1, 2023

squirtastic 

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

squirtastic by haimo February 12, 2008

SquirtShit 

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:

Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*

SquirtShit by Sk8rman1000 March 30, 2011

squirtapiss 

When you squirt and piss at the same time.

Man I’m so embaressed I squirtapissed all over Jeremy last night.

squirtapiss by MR.MR. July 19, 2018