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squirtastic 

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt
Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!
squirtastic by haimo February 12, 2008
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SquirtShit 

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:
Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*
SquirtShit by Sk8rman1000 March 30, 2011

squirtapiss 

When you squirt and piss at the same time.
Man I’m so embaressed I squirtapissed all over Jeremy last night.
squirtapiss by MR.MR. July 19, 2018