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Squidgey
squidgy
A pink octopus with colorful tentacles with beady eyes who was won at Claw Machine game by the band Of Mice & Men. Squidgy is now lost but we're hoping he will be running for president and not in the hands of Zooey Deschanel. Long Live Squidgy.
squidgy by ShayBotBot October 14, 2011
squidgy steve
squidgy steve by squidgums March 2, 2009
Squidge Mark
A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
squidge
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
squidge by NCKnobster September 8, 2011
Squidget
Squidget by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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