squidgey

When you get that not so fresh feeling and need to do a check wipe.

I'm feeling a little squidgey right now.

by poemice March 17, 2006

Squidgey

A moist Vagina

Dan loves a nice squidgey

by natzzz June 18, 2011

squidgy

A pink octopus with colorful tentacles with beady eyes who was won at Claw Machine game by the band Of Mice & Men. Squidgy is now lost but we're hoping he will be running for president and not in the hands of Zooey Deschanel. Long Live Squidgy.

Squidgy Squidgy Squidgy, la la la la la. Squidgy we love you so.

by ShayBotBot October 14, 2011

squidgy steve

a totally hardcore badass with a beard

man, michael is a squidgy steve

by squidgums March 2, 2009

Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009