squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Squidge

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!

Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal

I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten

by UglyC May 30, 2014

Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

squidge

a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.

Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!

by bricklen April 1, 2005

squidge

a person with a button nose or very cute nose. like a nose you just want to squeeze and bite.

Lauren is such a squidge, woohoo that nose!

by 8.8.8.8 August 27, 2009

squidge

When a cat stretches and claws the area where its about to sleep. Like people fluff a pillow before they lay down.

The only thing Smokey does all day is squidge the bed!

by Ingabish February 6, 2006