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Squidley 

When someone takes a nasty, runny disusting fat shit on someone elses hair, then it dries into tentacles similar to those of a squid.
Brandon gave Anjew a squidley last night. He still hasn't washed his hair.
Squidley by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009

Squidley 

A problomatic child whomst has the big gay and plays to much warthunder. He is also very much so a weeb and is dating a trap.
Why is squidley freaking out this time?
Because he's a homo
Squidley by USCGC_Ingham_WHEC35 July 16, 2018

Squidley Dumps 

A band on rock band that is made up of Nick Lachapelle, Rilyn Silva and Hunter Lane. This band has recently removed Hunter, because they are no longer good friends with him. This removal has cause Nick to move to Drums and Ethan Gilchrest to replace Nick at base.
Hunter-Dude what should we name the band?
Nick- The Squidley Dumps!
Rilyn-Dudes thats an awsome name

Squidley-Spooge 

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.
*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!
Squidley-Spooge by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

Squidley Bob 

Pronunciation{Skwid Lee Bob}
Alternate{Squee Lee Bob}

Noun-A person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.
Brad Freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.

Keagan is one squirley mother fucker, he too is a squidley bob.
Squidley Bob by Treasure Head February 27, 2009

squidley bob 

A person who over protects themselves for physical contact.
Austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.

He also plays with a wooden shaft.
squidley bob by Mr. Jazzy Hands March 1, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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