NCKnobster's definitions

Introdouche

verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about

"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."

by NCKnobster April 2, 2012

squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Prant

noun; Akin to a fingerprint in your pants, most commonly referred to as a skid or hash-mark.

While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.

She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.

Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.

Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.

by NCKnobster August 3, 2011

antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.

AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.

by NCKnobster June 15, 2011

premadonna

A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.

I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.

Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.

Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.

by NCKnobster April 21, 2011

lid skid

shit spray (skid marks) on the underside of a toilet seat left by a volatile bout of the squirts

Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.

When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.

Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.

by NCKnobster April 17, 2011

piss sink

The skillful art of sinking a turd which is floating in the crapper. Generally, heavy beer drinkers have been known to excel in this craft. This is due to their massive urine flow which greatly contributes to the destruction of the Stinkable Molly Brown. Not all heavy beer drinkers can master this fine art, as ninety-eight percent of heavy beer drinkers cannot maintain the concentration needed to effectively aim.

Being able to drink un-humanly amounts of lager, pilsner and stout, Arneson was internationally know for his ability to piss sink the biggest Stinkable Molly Brown.

I can think of only one time that he couldn't piss sink a turd. But then again, it was a Jungle Green which resembled a lilly pad and not a Stinkable Molly Brown.

by NCKnobster April 13, 2011