A decadent & high-class sweet treat, made by first cutting the crust off a slice of white bread, then flattening it with a rolling pin, then spreading a layer of Miyoko's vegan butter, then a layer of jam or jelly of your choice, and finally rolling it up - enjoy! Yum.

Damn, that squidgel is taaaaasteeee!!!!!

Squidgel by rsppnoza99 October 31, 2025

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Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

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squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

squidge by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

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Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

Squidget by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

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squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).

haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!

squidgedoo by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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