squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

squeezebox

Slang for accordian and vagina.

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!

by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006

squeezebox

A tight pussy.

Suzie has a really nice squeezebox.

by zippity doo October 6, 2017

rusty squeezebox

A red hair vagina.

see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove

That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!

by BTDBMT August 14, 2008

Alabama Squeezebox

Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.

"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"

by Serequel October 12, 2011

squeezix

Something you phlegmate, especially when bored.

I'm so bored I could phlegmate my squeezix!

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005