Smoove

Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.

Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

by Lincamania March 13, 2008

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a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)

My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".

by DustinH September 15, 2007

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Another word for petting or stroking.
Usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.

1. "I smooved my cat."

2. "My dog was like 'Smoove me!'"

3. "I enjoy smooving my cat."

by XxLennyKagaxX October 13, 2013

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Verb meaning to court or seduce someone in a methodically planned manner. Original definition implies a lot of game but can also be used ironically.

He smooved his date by singing her love songs.

by Lipglossriposte November 07, 2011

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Y'all thought I was smoove cuz I never got no handy-j

by Ihaveahugepenis November 08, 2016

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by smoovej July 07, 2015

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1. an extremely smooth, soft texture.

"His testicles were so soft and and smooth, they were smoove."

by Smoove Nutz March 07, 2006

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