Smoove

Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.

Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

by Lincamania March 12, 2008

Smoove

a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)

My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".

by DustinH September 28, 2007

Smoove

Another word for petting or stroking.
Usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.

1. "I smooved my cat."

2. "My dog was like 'Smoove me!'"

3. "I enjoy smooving my cat."

by XxLennyKagaxX October 13, 2013

Smoove

Verb meaning to court or seduce someone in a methodically planned manner. Original definition implies a lot of game but can also be used ironically.

He smooved his date by singing her love songs.

by Lipglossriposte November 07, 2011

Smoove

The condition of being cockless

Y'all thought I was smoove cuz I never got no handy-j

by Ihaveahugepenis November 07, 2016

Smoove

JONTAY WRIGHT

You're smoove dude

by smoovej July 23, 2015

Smoove

1. an extremely smooth, soft texture.

"His testicles were so soft and and smooth, they were smoove."

by Smoove Nutz April 15, 2006