Definitions by Serequel
Go wait in the truck
The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.
Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
OR
(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
OR
(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
Go wait in the truck by Serequel August 11, 2012
Alabama Squeezebox
Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
Alabama Squeezebox by Serequel October 12, 2011
Manmary Glands
"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."
"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
Manmary Glands by Serequel May 4, 2009
ReHead
After you have already ejaculated, your sexual partner immediately begins performing oral; thereby skipping your refractory period and getting your penis hard again.
"Dude, I thought I was spent. You could have drawn a chalk line around me... but then Stephanie started to give me ReHead and I was good to go."
Booty Dues
"Yo man, how was your date with Stephanie last night?"
"It was cool, I took her out to a lobster dinner and then back to my place to collect my Booty Dues."
"It was cool, I took her out to a lobster dinner and then back to my place to collect my Booty Dues."
Booty Dues by Serequel January 18, 2009