Accordian 

what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

Accordian by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Accordian 

Trying to fuck with a limp dick.

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian

Accordian by Chilly Palmer February 21, 2009

Accordian 

When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.

Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."

Accordian by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

Accordian 

The greatest Dutch music ever played.

Accordian by Weird Al April 30, 2003

Accordian 

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

Accordian by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Accordian 

An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.

The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.


Suicide.

Accordian by Anonymous April 7, 2003

accordian 

attributable to

accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.

accordian by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003