phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.

...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

phlegmatic

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic

Emily Page is phlegmatic

by don't hate me cos you ain't me April 28, 2009

Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.

Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.

by Bobby Revell March 18, 2005