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phlegmate 

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.
...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.
phlegmate by commodorebeef May 2, 2005
Words you can keep
A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"

phlegmatic 

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic
Emily Page is phlegmatic

Phlegmatic 

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.
Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.
Phlegmatic by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005

phlegster 

A phlegmatic person, particularity a dude, whose is easy going, witty, dependable, efficient, but alternatively apathetic, selfish, predictable, stubborn( not to be confused with the choleric trait of strong willed) etc.This temperament theory is mostly inspired by Tim. Lahaye, the founder and non-wannabe of the theory within his harmonious blend of psychology and Christianity. Their most common lifestyle is a 9 to 5 job, and coming home to playing mainstream video games. They hate extremes, and tend to dislike institutionalized education, and don't finish college, but may maintain good work history, with some years for each job, usually with okay to relatively comfortably livable wages. Upbringing doesnt seem to effect a phlegster too much, quite unlike one very fronted by Sanguine or Melancholy. They tend to put off emotions and not ever having a gf even by age 30, won't make them break down, unlike for example a male who is a MelSangChlor, who strick to ppl like glue. A phlegmatic girl, aren't as dramatic and as proned to be a gossip, as Phlegmatic and Choleric r a more masculine wheel.
Sanguine girl: You kinda seem downcast when u break into silence. Phlegster dude: Naw, I can just appreciate silence in a world that always seem to be talking.
phlegster by Jay Leo October 25, 2015

phlegmbrella 

a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat
she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
phlegmbrella by phlegmy June 20, 2010

phlegminess 

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.
That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.
phlegminess by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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