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phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.
...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.
by commodorebeef May 2, 2005
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Phlegma

A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"
by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011
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phlegmatic

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic
Emily Page is phlegmatic
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Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.
Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.
by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005
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phlegster

A phlegmatic person, particularity a dude, whose is easy going, witty, dependable, efficient, but alternatively apathetic, selfish, predictable, stubborn( not to be confused with the choleric trait of strong willed) etc.This temperament theory is mostly inspired by Tim. Lahaye, the founder and non-wannabe of the theory within his harmonious blend of psychology and Christianity. Their most common lifestyle is a 9 to 5 job, and coming home to playing mainstream video games. They hate extremes, and tend to dislike institutionalized education, and don't finish college, but may maintain good work history, with some years for each job, usually with okay to relatively comfortably livable wages. Upbringing doesnt seem to effect a phlegster too much, quite unlike one very fronted by Sanguine or Melancholy. They tend to put off emotions and not ever having a gf even by age 30, won't make them break down, unlike for example a male who is a MelSangChlor, who strick to ppl like glue. A phlegmatic girl, aren't as dramatic and as proned to be a gossip, as Phlegmatic and Choleric r a more masculine wheel.
Sanguine girl: You kinda seem downcast when u break into silence. Phlegster dude: Naw, I can just appreciate silence in a world that always seem to be talking.
by Jay Leo October 25, 2015
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phlegmbrella

a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat
she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
by phlegmy June 20, 2010
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phlegminess

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.
That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.
by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011
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