Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!
by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006
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Robin's got a squeezebox just look at her chest.
When Mr. X gets home, he aint gettin no rest.
Cuz she wants it tonight.
And the mood is so right.

Robin's got a squeezebox break out the zucchini's tonight.
by Mr...X July 11, 2008
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Refers to a large, often unintelligent group of teenagers who are commonly referred to as "jocks".
That squeezebox just ordered four bacon-egg-and-cheese bagels.
by Iamgoodtoo May 4, 2007
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A red hair vagina.

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That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!
by BTDBMT July 20, 2008
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Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
by Serequel October 12, 2011
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