squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010

squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

Squealer Scar

An incision crudely made from the corner of one's mouth to about mid cheek. Often forced upon someone who snitches in the mafia.

"That guy squealed to the police, so we gave him squealer scars."

by Lizardmana1122 April 27, 2009

squeagle

A pimp's real friends after excluding whoes and customers.

Pimp Carlos bought his whore Sally a diamond ring but all of his squeagle got some pimped out mercedes slrs.

by carlos r. January 3, 2007

squealer

during sexual intercourse, a female human who makes high pitched "squeals," moans, or screams

dude 1: i fucked this girl last night
dude 2: oh, yeah?!
dude 1: speaking of "oh yeah" she was such a loud squealer.

by alightshadeofbrown July 18, 2009

Squeable

It can be put into the place of any swear word. It is one of the most vulgar swear words around just in its own.

Dude 1: I'm so sick of all the Squeables in our school.
Dude 2: Yea there just all ignorant. Fucking Squeables.

by dark sc0ut January 4, 2011