squeadle

A type of dog (especially of the "doodle" variety) whose utter adorbs-ness makes one squeal spontaneously upon sight. First coined ca. 2015 in London's Kensington Gardens--home to one of the most concentrated populations of squeadles in OECD countries. Note: although all dogs might be technically "good boys" or "good girls," not all dogs are squeadles. Certain breeds that are typically small, nippy, and obnoxious are automatically disqualified from this designation due to the overt lack of adorableness. "Squeadle" can be enhanced with intensifiers such as "Pro" and, in exceptional cases, "Pro Plus" (the highest level of canine cuteness). In recent usage, an actual squeal is often replaced or combined with a simple utterance of the word "squeadle," delivered with a deadpan matter-of-factness that underscores the undeniable verity of the statement.

Wilma: "Squeadle."
Zelda: "Where?"
Wilma: "Over there, in the park."
Zelda: "The Chihuahua?"
Wilma: "No! Chihuahuas aren't squeadles!"
Zelda: "The Pomeranian?"
Wilma: "Nope"
Zelda: "Ohhh... the Wheatedoodle. Total squeadle!"
Wilma: "Squeadle Pro Plus!"
Together: "Eeeeeee..."

by ElinorsDad October 8, 2023

Squealer Scar

An incision crudely made from the corner of one's mouth to about mid cheek. Often forced upon someone who snitches in the mafia.

"That guy squealed to the police, so we gave him squealer scars."

by Lizardmana1122 April 27, 2009

squeagle

A pimp's real friends after excluding whoes and customers.

Pimp Carlos bought his whore Sally a diamond ring but all of his squeagle got some pimped out mercedes slrs.

by carlos r. January 3, 2007

squealer

during sexual intercourse, a female human who makes high pitched "squeals," moans, or screams

dude 1: i fucked this girl last night
dude 2: oh, yeah?!
dude 1: speaking of "oh yeah" she was such a loud squealer.

by alightshadeofbrown July 18, 2009

Squeable

It can be put into the place of any swear word. It is one of the most vulgar swear words around just in its own.

Dude 1: I'm so sick of all the Squeables in our school.
Dude 2: Yea there just all ignorant. Fucking Squeables.

by dark sc0ut January 4, 2011

squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010

squeaduele

This is a Greek word it comes from a rubber ducky called Connie. It means your sleep schedule is messed up but it also means your a fire truck.

squeadueleeeeeee

by Melissa Connie October 25, 2020