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spunkbunt 

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid
“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”
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spunkhunter 

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.
The pub was full of spunkhunters again!
spunkhunter by jormeidt April 6, 2007

spunkbuddy 

A reliable friend whose only committment to the relationship is casual sex on a repeated basis. Can be penetrative or just mutual jizz spraying. Mostly male gay usage.
I saw my spunkbuddy Ted this week and shot my load over his face. I was in and out of his place in an hour, as I had my bus to catch.
spunkbuddy by Lonslo May 27, 2006

Spunkbongin 

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.
Spunkbongin by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

Spunkgut 

Basically means one of two things: (a) a whore who drinks lots of cum, or (b) a pregnant female.

(could also refer to a gay male who has been pumped full of spunk)
(a)"Yo check that dirty fucking spunkgut biatch!"
(b)"Is that a spunkgut or is she just fat?"
Spunkgut by jaijai binks August 10, 2006

skunkcunt 

Noun/adj. : a derrogatory slang referring to a vaginal orifice (or person, preferably british in origin)that possesses and/or emits foul odors
"I swear J, why do you have to be such a skunkcunt all the time?"

"Things were going great until i smelled the skunkcunt. Then i vomited in my mouth a little"
skunkcunt by John Armistead September 15, 2004

Spunklunk 

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.
"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"
Spunklunk by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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