spunkbunt

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid

“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”

by Burglar’s wife March 5, 2025

spunkhunter

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.

The pub was full of spunkhunters again!

by jormeidt April 6, 2007

spunkbuddy

A reliable friend whose only committment to the relationship is casual sex on a repeated basis. Can be penetrative or just mutual jizz spraying. Mostly male gay usage.

I saw my spunkbuddy Ted this week and shot my load over his face. I was in and out of his place in an hour, as I had my bus to catch.

by Lonslo May 27, 2006

Spunkbongin

Cumming while smoking a bong

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.

by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

Spunkgut

Basically means one of two things: (a) a whore who drinks lots of cum, or (b) a pregnant female.

(could also refer to a gay male who has been pumped full of spunk)

(a)"Yo check that dirty fucking spunkgut biatch!"
(b)"Is that a spunkgut or is she just fat?"

by jaijai binks August 10, 2006

skunkcunt

Noun/adj. : a derrogatory slang referring to a vaginal orifice (or person, preferably british in origin)that possesses and/or emits foul odors

"I swear J, why do you have to be such a skunkcunt all the time?"

"Things were going great until i smelled the skunkcunt. Then i vomited in my mouth a little"

by John Armistead September 15, 2004

Spunklunk

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.

"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004