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Definitions by jormeidt

Construction Worker's Cleavage 

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.
Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

msn terrorist 

Someone on your friends list who logs on about 50 times a minute. He or she also keeps on sending all sorts of invitations, so it gets really annoying
Stop logging in and out all the time, msn terrorist!
msn terrorist by jormeidt September 19, 2007

5 against 1 

Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.
Randalph: "Hey, what ya been doing, 5 against 1?"
Kurt: "Yeah, as always"
5 against 1 by jormeidt June 1, 2007
Stupid answer to a stupid question. It can be used when a student in class is too slow to write something down and has to ask the others to repeat the last part all the time.

After a while you'll get annoyed and you just answer "83!".

It can also be used when someone asks a question of which he could have found the answer if he just thought a little.
dumb student: "What was that last part?"
all: "83!"
83! by jormeidt May 7, 2007
The name of two provinces in Belgium and Holland, situated next to each other and being in quite good terms with each other.

Both Limburgs are often seen as a retarded part of the country, or a province in which only poor farmers live.

The Belgian Limburg is often called "het verre Limburg", or "the far Limburg" (as if it's situated 457 million miles away from the rest of Belgium, now look who's retarded!).

It's the best part of the country because the people are friendly, hospitable, ...

Belgian Limburg is also called 'fietsparadijs' (or bicycle paradise) because of the miles and miles of tarmac cycling-tracks (many are former railroads and situated in the woods) and it attracts many tourists who come here to ride the bycicle.
- "Where do you live?"
- "Limburg!"
Limburg by jormeidt May 7, 2007

sour crack 

She shaves her pubes so you can see her sour crack.
sour crack by jormeidt April 6, 2007

spunkhunter 

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.
The pub was full of spunkhunters again!
spunkhunter by jormeidt April 6, 2007