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spunkbuddy 

A reliable friend whose only committment to the relationship is casual sex on a repeated basis. Can be penetrative or just mutual jizz spraying. Mostly male gay usage.
I saw my spunkbuddy Ted this week and shot my load over his face. I was in and out of his place in an hour, as I had my bus to catch.
spunkbuddy by Lonslo May 27, 2006
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Spudbuddy 

An Idaho potato doll used for marketing little potato treats known as 'spudbuddies' often served like small baked potatoes. The doll it's self was known as a "Spud Buddy". Also known as a 'spuddy buddy'. Also, Jimmy Spudbuddy (a friend or 'buddy' to potatoes ('potato' in wrestling lingo is a hard punch or hit with an object)); former referee for the all midget professional wrestling federation the Micro Wrestling Federation got this name for being a hard or "stiff" hitter in his wrestling days.
For potatoes: "Did you eat all your spudbuddy's?" "Did you bring your Spud Buddy with you?" In wrestling: "Wow he just Spudbuddy'd the hell out of him with that steel chair"
Spudbuddy by Franchise Designz November 26, 2011

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme 

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.
The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

Spunk Buddy 

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.
Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !
Spunk Buddy by Slayer117 January 19, 2023
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