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spunkbunker 

n. 1 - Male or female who has consumed vast quantities of semen.

2. A worthless piece of trash human being who serves no purpose but to be ridiculed.

3. The mouth of either aforementioned individual(s)
- Barb? Yeah, word around town's that she's a real spunkbunker.

- I hate that son of a bitch. Someone played a cruel joke on us when they brought that spunkbunker into this world.

- Shut your spunkbunker, you spastic shithat, I'm trying to watch Homestar Runner.
spunkbunker by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005

spunk bunker 

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
spunk bunker by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

spunkhunter 

Woman or man, desperately wanting to 'receive' semen.
The pub was full of spunkhunters again!
spunkhunter by jormeidt April 6, 2007

spunkbucket 

A dirty bitch, who puts herself around the town not caring who she's riding. Basically the spare tyre she developes from spunk guzzling
Look at that skank stacy, shes such a spunkbucket!
spunkbucket by busterbrown September 14, 2006

Spunkmunter 

A person who generally takes the piss out of everything and everyone.
Did you see that girl, what a Spunkmunter!
Spunkmunter by TheFamilyGuy December 5, 2011

Spunkelunker 

A receiver of fellatio who is invited into the giver’s throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

spunkelunkee spunkelunking spunkelunk
Henry is an enthusiastic spunkelunker, but he always asks first.