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A "low man on the totem pole". Similar to a "mop jockey" the spongeboy gets the really low end tasks.
This job sucks.... Almost as bad as the spongeboy at the 25 cent jackin' booths.
spongeboy by dot-goner February 6, 2003

Spongeboy me bob 

A term used by Mr. Krabs to call SpongeBob for any tasks involving ketamine and crashing a 1 ton truck into a school to then break in, and steal 15 chinese kids for 1000$.
Krabs: SpongeBoy me bob!

I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!
Spongeboy me bob by 40000c November 12, 2020

Spanglebox 

"I'd like to taste her spanglebox"

"I wonder what tricks she has in her spanglebox"
Spanglebox by Afizheed September 5, 2012

spurgleboozers 

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm
Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.
spurgleboozers by markitzer0 August 11, 2009

spungledork 

A dance where you flail your arms around like a helicopter and jump simultaneously.
Currently spungledorking
spungledork by anonymous November 15, 2023

Spungleblorp 

The act of trying to clean up any bodily fluids with a wet sponge and failing to do it well.
My new girlfriend is so bad at cleaning up after sex, she keeps spungleblorping it
Spungleblorp by Daisy Doooooks August 31, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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