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Spongeboy me bob
A term used by Mr. Krabs to call SpongeBob for any tasks involving ketamine and crashing a 1 ton truck into a school to then break in, and steal 15 chinese kids for 1000$.
Krabs: SpongeBoy me bob!
I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!
I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!
Spongeboy me bob by 40000c November 12, 2020
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spongebob baylypants
When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.
Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!
spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017
spongecock
I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.
Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.
I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.
F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.
I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.
F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.
spongecock by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011
SpongeBob
A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.
SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020
spongebob
spongebob by lolololololol12 March 29, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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