spongeboy

A "low man on the totem pole". Similar to a "mop jockey" the spongeboy gets the really low end tasks.

This job sucks.... Almost as bad as the spongeboy at the 25 cent jackin' booths.

by dot-goner February 6, 2003

Spongeboy me bob

A term used by Mr. Krabs to call SpongeBob for any tasks involving ketamine and crashing a 1 ton truck into a school to then break in, and steal 15 chinese kids for 1000$.

Krabs: SpongeBoy me bob!

I have accidentally made nitrogen triiodide in the school chemistry lab, and I’m going to inject it into my cock for 80 cents!

by 40000c November 12, 2020

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017

spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

SpongeBob

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.

Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!

by You know what I mean December 22, 2020

spongebob

Why would you not know the definition of Spongebob you dumb ass

Com'ere spongebob!

by lolololololol12 March 29, 2017