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Spangledorph 

A bundle of long, silver hairs that protrude beyond the nostrils and which are often smothered in mucus.
Ewww, the cold day has frozen your spangledorph!
Spangledorph by O W L S March 9, 2009

spanglemonkey 

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun
I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.
spanglemonkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003

spanglemoth 

when you just don't know. A state of confusion
Your mom: The dog did a backflip of the chimney
You: Man I am so spanglemoth

Your mom: What
You: I am spanglemoth
spanglemoth by flanth June 1, 2021

spangebob 

The dankest of sponge bob memes. They are incredibly hard to come by but when discovered they are rich dank memes of dankness
DAMN! DID YU SEA DAT SPANGEBOB MEME????//???//?
spangebob by CR4SH3D December 8, 2016

spanglemonkey 

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.
I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.
spanglemonkey by black flag June 27, 2004

spangleporn 

spangle-porn
adjective
of, pertaining to, the language passed during sex between one of Anglo decent and one of Hispanic decent. Characterized by heavy, lewd sexual overtones, mixing English and Spanish languages.
"It took a little getting used to"
"What?"
"The way his Spanish sounded in the sack"
"Haha, no kidding?"
"It sounded so wrong...soo spangleporn"

Por ejemplo:
¿te gusta?
-SI SI SI
espera, ¿así?
-nooooo
¡como así!
-ayyyy mamacita! JESUS! MARIA! JOSEPH!
spangleporn by Vomgurl December 25, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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