sprintzer

When a large amount of liquid is spraying from a small hole

One hot summer day Tommy went to turn on the water hose and he realized it was sprintzing from a tiny hole from his teeth had once bitin it

..damn?! Tommy’s chewing on the hose again?

‘Looks like we’ve got a sprintzer here!”

by Juicyjune00 February 7, 2024

Compound Splinter

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

by BChil June 29, 2015

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

sprinted

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com

If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .

by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

The Splinter Cell

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008