sprinternet
The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.
sprinternet by raymaas August 17, 2009
Words you can keep
Spinnernet1
One of the biggest nerds in the "YWC" (YouTube Wrestling Community). Had the nerve to e-beg for money from his gay ass fanboys to fix his car. He looks and sounds like an overgrown Steve Urkel, and even was caught on Skype talking about how much he hates blacks and Jews when he's black himself. He even stated that he wished he had enough money so he can bleach his skin white, because he felt white on the inside.
Joe: Hey Mike, going to watch the Spinnernet1 video with me?
Mike: No, I don't like e-beggars, I don't like bums, I don't like dorks, and I don't like self-loatheing racists.
Joe: He's the best ever, I gave him 100 dollars for his car
Mike: You sucker
(Mike punches Joe in the face for being a mentally challenged fanboy)
Mike: No, I don't like e-beggars, I don't like bums, I don't like dorks, and I don't like self-loatheing racists.
Joe: He's the best ever, I gave him 100 dollars for his car
Mike: You sucker
(Mike punches Joe in the face for being a mentally challenged fanboy)
Spinnernet1 by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 5, 2012
Related Words
sprinternet • spinternet • Sinternet • skinternet • printernet • shinternet • Sphincternet • spicternet • Spinnernet1 • Sprintermittent
spicternet
Esteban: *Cuts out while speaking in a discord VC*
Everyone Else in the Call: "There goes his spicternet again!"
Everyone Else in the Call: "There goes his spicternet again!"
spicternet by mogusbott March 9, 2022
Sinternet
Man 1: Dude, an I come to your house to play CoD while i get the carpets cleaned?
Man 2: Nah mate, my place has sinternet
Man 2: Nah mate, my place has sinternet
Sinternet by w33d lord xD October 4, 2016
printernet
With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.
printernet by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006
skinternet
The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.
"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"
"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"
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"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"
"
skinternet by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005
Sphincternet
Sphincternet by General Dynamic September 9, 2008
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