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connie springer
connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014
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sprinted
When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.
Born: Gerald Norman Springer
February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer
Chicago, Illinois,
U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic
Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)
Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer
Talk show host
Judge
Lawyer
Politican
Known for:
Jerry Springer show
America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio
Website: www.jerryspringer.com
Born: Gerald Norman Springer
February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer
Chicago, Illinois,
U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic
Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)
Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer
Talk show host
Judge
Lawyer
Politican
Known for:
Jerry Springer show
America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio
Website: www.jerryspringer.com
If you stayed home from middle school
Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show
While at home off from school .
If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to
People age 14 and up .
Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show
While at home off from school .
If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to
People age 14 and up .
Jerry Springer by Blu_leef April 27, 2023
Springerized
A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.
I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.
Springerized by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
jerry springer
A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
jerry springer by theredneckhater April 21, 2006
jerry springer shit
" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "
" That some jerry springer shit right there"
" That some jerry springer shit right there"
jerry springer shit by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
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