bald man

Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying

Bald man can be a real bitch sometimes

by wendysmithiscool October 23, 2019

Bald man in the sky

a charismatic name for a certain director when they ascend in a scissor lift to “critique” the marching band

Look Look it’s the bald man in the sky he’s rising

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023

bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y, January 13, 2007

bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y January 5, 2007

bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

bald man in a boat

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

by Fra Markham January 20, 2004

Bald Man Syndrome

The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.

Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.

by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 27, 2023