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Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017
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Fuck Spez 

Is a cuss phrase for Steve Huffman (u/spez), the current CEO of Reddit due to his own site policies and decisions. You'll likely have your account suspended on Reddit if you cuss him or use the phrase for a name of subreddit (this is like #FuckElonMusk on Twitter, #FuckMarkZuckerberg on Facebook, and #FuckSusanWojcicki on Youtube).
Never trust these CEOs, they'll remove you anytime if they want. Fuck Spez, Fuck Elon, Fuck Zuckerberg, Fuck Susan Wojcicki. Use alternatives and watch these companies run into the ground.
Fuck Spez by Shiine-1 June 21, 2023
spez is the shitty CEO of reddit that turned from building a community for sharing into a money greedy pig. You're a spez if you disregard the majority of your communities input and put yourself first.
Spez did an AMA where he only answered 14 questions then accused the creator of Apollo for blackmailing him
spez by DogDavid June 12, 2023

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)
SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island
spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.
Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.
To edit comments on a particular subreddit

Also the CEO of Reddit
Redditor: u/spez suck

Spez:*edits comment*
Redditor: u/spez is amazing
u/spez by Sebby294 May 10, 2021