speeze

When a girl sneezes and squirts a bit of pee by accident. This affliction gets more common with age and/or after childbirth.

Maria: "Ah, ah, choo! Oh crap!"
John: "What's the matter?"
Maria: "I just speezed. Now I have to change my panties."

speeze by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

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speeze is a slang word used for my space.

Go check out my profile on the speeze!

speeze by Stefanie1214 December 7, 2007

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Speeze

An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.

Speeze by Oak tree November 13, 2013

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Yo, I just speezed on some homeless people by giving them some food.

Speeze by Bio_Fuel2 July 10, 2018

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A fuckin idiot who never listens and constantly refuses help

"Hey drew, you need help?"

"No it's ok i got it, it's only 40 pounds."

"Come here you fukin speeze

Speeze by anonymous November 20, 2020

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A spazz and a sneeze combined; a very seizure-type of sneeze.

My brother just speezed, and got it all over his clothes.

Speeze by rhavfletch December 10, 2023

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A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.

“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.

pelvic sneeze by Quietbox September 29, 2020

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