Tottenham

A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.

1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"

"You must be fucking mad."

2 "Tottenham lost again"

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Tottenham

The best club in London

“Hey look Tottenham won Arsenal lost again”

by Spurs420coys February 6, 2019

Tottenham

The best. Nothing but awesome. Epic football stadium with brilliant atmosphere

The area is class except the Emirates stadium ugh

"Any ideas where to buy my new house bro?"
"Well 100% go to Tottenham it's great and the stadium is up ur nose👌👌"

by Nihdfores February 4, 2017

Tottenham

Also known as shit.

What do think of Tottenham?

SHIT

by hampenator December 13, 2016

Tottenham

A bunch of wankers

Tottenham are a bunch of wankers

by Stalker_99 January 19, 2019

Tottenham

Greatest team in the world

“Who are the best team in England?”
“Tottenham”

by SpursOfficial1882 February 10, 2018

Tottenham

Tottenham is a cricket club that stops their matches half way through to have afternoon tea, it’s run by a Jew called Nicco who won’t spend money on new players and hoards penny’s, if you are reading this support Arsneal the best team in the world

Tottenham are Jewish

by Nicco the fake souvlaki boi November 10, 2018