spamatee

<n.> one who generates titles for spam emails by adding random pop culture references together in an attempt to entice the recipient into opening the email

-from the South Park episode where manatees made Family Guy jokes by picking pop culture reference balls

-coined by Mike Parker of collegeuniv.com and writer/animator of College University

"Title: Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday, this email must have been made by spamatees."

spamatee by Paswa August 19, 2008

slamatee 

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

slamatee by Jiggup June 11, 2006

Spamateur

Someone inexperienced enough to think that any simple solution has a hope of fixing the problem.

RackMonkey: The red light in the middle of the drive array is flashing, want me to stick some gaffa-tape over it?
BOFH: (Slap)

Spamateur by Rack Monkey September 8, 2005

Spamateur

Someone who is an amateur at spamming forum threads.

"I'm 1337"

"OMG did you really just say that, just to up your post count?"

"yes, why?"

"You're such a spamateur"

Spamateur by UrBaN963 October 10, 2008