sprakulate

the actions, expressions ,IE. body language,facial expressions, and speech impairment.

The professor said to his class,"When you all hang out at the bomb fire tonight,be aware of any unfamiliar street drug that may hurt you or sprakulate your minds".

by nixxxter 69 December 16, 2008

speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

sprinkulate

calculating how much to sprinkle.

I was cooking for larger than normal dinner party and had to sprinkulate how much salt to add to the dish.

by AfterMathis August 2, 2020

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Sprogulate

The specified term of ejaculation on a four wheeled vehicle (buses are accepted), thus one centimeter cubed of sperm is bestowed upon a random amphibious creature (commonly a frog) proceeding through the selected location positioned in close proximity to the four wheeled vehicle.

Jack: Hey man, last night i saw a parked Lamborghini.
Fred: Did you sprogulate?
Jack: Sure did!
Fred: That's cool, I respect that.

by >YourMother< May 16, 2010