speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

by iteration2 January 5, 2014

sperculation

Speaking charismatically, telling people what they want to hear also know as spitting game. This word was originally started by Chicago rap group U.H.B. (Torpedo Mac, Hi-Side And Prince Reno) around year 2000.

Tiara is fine as hell, how did dude get her?

I don't know, but his sperculation must have been on point.

by Torpedo Mac March 15, 2011

Specsulation

(n.) The act of totally speculating what kind of mods are done to a car just by looking at the exterior of the vehicle. (car specs; horsepower, weight, etc.)

(v.) specsulating; to specsulate

“Man! That fast looking car must have a turbo or a motor swap and full suspension mods and weight reduction! No way he’s that fast in stock trim!”
“You can’t tell any of that without looking under the hood, bro! That’s all specsulation!”

by Dodging Cones March 2, 2019

speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

by thespeculator October 18, 2009

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003