Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 22, 2005

Sparkulate

To speculate after lighting up a joint.

I have a lot on my mind, so I'm going to sit back, light up, sparkulate the meaning of life, the universe, everything.

by Kibblet November 12, 2010