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A complete dick whom you work with. This guy is a total fuckup that thinks he's God's gift to your line of work. He relishes opportunities to talk down to peers and subordinates. This makes him feel better about his bad childhood and tiny pecker. He's constantly patting himself on the back and he spends so much time up the boss's arse that he should pay rent there. No paycheck is big enough to make working with a spragoo worth it.
I need a new job... This spragoo is driving me nuts.
spragoo by Haywood Ja'blome October 28, 2013
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spagooterlia 

A common term the boys use as a random filler or to replace words but means nothing
"Yo Liam shut up". "Spagooterlia"
spagooterlia by bigboipistachio March 12, 2019
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Spagoodle legs 

When your mistress legs become so weak that she can barely walk. The friction of getting a lot of dick gives one noodle legs.
Candy got 9.6 last night and it gave her spagoodle legs.
Spagoodle legs by Missy365 January 18, 2017
1. (noun) A clique, group, or association that in its strive to be different from the general populace or generic people, (aka conformists) conform to their own group rules to be accepted. See punks, goths, the EMO, heathens...
2. (noun) The band Slipknot as the mascots of a hotel made in their honor. In that dream I had.
1. This "music festival" is filled with all sorts of splagoo.
2. Splagoo is playing "Hang the pope" in the lobby tonight.
splagoo by Spase Perrsone September 25, 2005

spagoogled 

1. The act of doing so much meth that you get spagoogled and do off the wall shit.
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked
Justin got so spagoogled that he jabbed a needle in his arm drew out blood and sprayed it on the bed post. That fucking twiggler.
spagoogled by mattdogg goathead November 1, 2006

Spagootch 

Used in the Chicagoland region. Spaghetti or pasta
What you havin for dinner?
Spagootch of course!
Bet.
Spagootch by Todd Everboat March 5, 2009

spagooper 

A sharp toothed ladle, with the ability to scoop large amounts of pasta in one swipe.
Please pass the spagooper sugar lips. This is some mighty fine spaghetti!
spagooper by Scb76 December 10, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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