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The wierd substance
That comes out of your belly button when you meet 'the one'
It looks like blood, bogeys and urine all mixed together and it is very thick
Once people settle down in their lives after finding 'the one' they donate their Spagoo to a special group of people who use it to make Jelly!

This is then eventually eaten by humans!
;)
Vicar - You may now kiss the bride!
Now what are you going to do with your spagoo?
Groom and Bride - donate it!

Family Member - OMFGZ! Thats rough
Spagoo by wearingthehat June 11, 2008
Words you can keep
When a guy or girl cums hard
Man I just spagooed all over you
Spagoo by crazyhairstyler71@gmail.com December 26, 2019
Related Words
A very aggressive word that can be used for any thing a person says or does.
Hey man you going to spagoo at the party ?
Spagoo by surfersofCA December 18, 2018

Tony spagoni 

A mafia member who holocausted Lawrence Exeter Jr. After clapping his wallet and his wife.
TONY SPAGONI IS NOT A GAY PROSTITUTE
Tony spagoni by Wowen alt 1895 November 14, 2018

Spagnoletta 

(Italian slang) "Titty fucking", to shove one's penis up a girl's breast
-Quella ragazza mi ha fatto una spagnoletta!

-Quella ragazza gave me a "spagnoletta"!
and so
-I had titty sex with that girl/ I titty fucked that girl!
Spagnoletta by Giuli May 1, 2012

spagooterlia 

A common term the boys use as a random filler or to replace words but means nothing
"Yo Liam shut up". "Spagooterlia"
spagooterlia by bigboipistachio March 12, 2019

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.
Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.
Spagnostic by Carl Otto January 2, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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